A curated selection of experiences.
Our signature carne asada, aged 47 days in a custom humidity chamber we built in a garage. Served on a single tortilla, folded exactly once.
Carolina reaper-infused asada. You will cry. That is the point. Served with a handwritten apology note.
Slow-roasted poblano peppers stuffed with asada and existential dread. Pairs well with introspection.
Our seven-course tasting experience. Each course is served in complete darkness. You will not know what you are eating. Trust the process.
Charred beyond recognition. On purpose. Art is not always comfortable.
For guests who arrive after 8pm. It is the same asada but we charge more because you were late.
A family-style platter. Feeds 4-6 people or 1 person who believes in themselves.
Prices do not include the 22% 'genius surcharge.' Substitutions are a sign of weakness.